That moment that nobody wants to work Black Friday
I’ve worked in retail before.
From a customer that’s giving you a hard time.
I hate every idiot that comes in saying that, it’s like oh really I wonder why you don’t work in fucking retail anymore!!
Hey fucking watch your kids!!!
- This one time I heard a loud noise in baby, I was in adult. so obviously I checked… it turns out that a child knocked over one of the mannequins… Not just any, a pregnant adult. The fucking kid was at least 3 yrs old. Where the hell did she get that strength?! The best part is that the mom didn’t give two shits hahaha. When they left were were like are you fucking kidding me watch your kid or don’t have any.
I give crying children stickers to shut them up.
- I would see a crying baby in the store then go over to them and would ask “awww do you want a sticker so mommy and daddy can do their shopping?” When in reality I’m thinking… “Shut up, shut up, here’s a sticker.”
"Why do you need my driver's license?" YOU'RE OPENING A FUCKING CREDIT CARD DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT
hahaha yes!! People are idiots these days, they really think they know every fucking thing well fuck you!!!!!
That moment you ask for the customer’s license and they look nothing like it.
- hahahaha!! Yes it happens to me all the time, I would have to do a double take and be like um this doesn’t look like you…